NOT an emo post.

Yeah...sounds like an emo post. None of it's true, I just happened to write whatever this day.

Go here to start the journal posts from the beginning.

Entry 5: January 18, 2005
He drove a knife through my heart. From the inside out. It killed me. He broke my heart.
What did I do wrong? Did I deserve this? I am to blame.
I said we needed time apart. I never knew he would do this. I thought he loved me.
He ran away. Far away. He ran from me. To find another. Another one to replace me. Another one...to replace...me.
How did I fail? Was I the one who failed to love? I have always heart "To be loved, one must love in return."
He knows that I didn't love him. But I thought I did.
He left to replace me. With one who could love. Who could love him.
Gaah...I must learn.

Double the Entries...since I skipped a day...

Leaving to visit friends for my vacation down South today. Can't wait. This is a great vacation.

Well, looks like I missed a day updating. Silly, silly me. So here ya go. 2 entries for the price of...2.

Remember, these are entries from 4 years ago when I was back in high school! Go here to start from the beginning!

Entry 3: January 13, 2005
My sister swallowed a fly the other day. She didn't know it until after she swallowed it. A fly had tragically fallen into a 3-day old cup of water and drowned. My sister found the cup and drank out of it. I shrieked when I found out and looked into the glass. I whispered to her what had happened. She turned pale and left the room.

Entry 4: January 14, 2005
I can't wait until my birthday. It is in TWENTY days! I will have so much fun being seventeen. I know it will be the best year of my life. I need to celebrate! What should I do? What should I do? I want to have a party, but when? My birthday is on a Thursday so I can't have it on a school night. Jazz cafe is Friday and that will go on pretty late. I'm playing piano in that, anyway, so I will be tired. I can't do my party Friday. Saturday I am going out to dinner with my best friend to Joe's Crab Shack. I know I will have a fun time there. I would do it Saturday in the daytime but night time parties are more fun to celebrate at. So that crosses out Saturday. Sunday isn't even an option. I have church all day. We have a birthday bible study after evening services anyway. So there goes that weekend. Of course I can't have the party during the week, and that Friday I'm having a birthday dinner with my family. Saturday is a service project. Sunday is church. When will I celebrate my seventeeth birthday? When can I have my party? I have to celebrate!

Nostalgic Jane

This one was interesting. It's kind of a mix between a disturbing poem and an audio transcript. You'll see what I'm talking about.

(Go here if you've never seen an entry of Nostalgic Jane before.)

Entry 2: January 12, 2005
*Cough, Cough*
*Clears throat*
*Sniffle*
*AACHOO!*
"Bless you."
"Thank you."
"You're welcome."
"Click, Click, Click"
*Cough*'
*GASP*
*THUD*
"Oh my goodness!"
"Is he okay?"
"Call 911!"
*Beep, Beep, Beep*
*Clears throat*
"Someone is...
yes.
Thank you."
*Cough, Cough*
*Clears throat*
*Sniffle*
*AACHOO!*
"Bless you."
"Thank you."

Nostalgic Jane

Way back in 2005 during my high school years, I used to be a writer. My Junior year English teacher enforced each student that year to keep a journal to write in daily. She didn't care what we wrote about, as long as it was about a page long. I took this opportunity to let out all my silliness/whatever-I-happened-to-be-thinking-about.

So here begins Nostalgic Jane.

Entry 1: January 11, 2005
In addition to my last entry, even though I don't believe males have brains, cows have so much more fun than horses. I know horses get more attention than cows but what's so great about that? When the only time you get called is to give milk or get chopped up to be transformed into a hamburger, a cow has so much more time at hand...or hoof. Horses are almost always in a stable eating hay and being pointed at. Cows just roam a field, moo at passing people, eat fresh grass, and wonder what it'd be like to be a horse. Another thing: aren't udders so much more fun than manes? It's like having BREASTS on the STOMACH! They are the most recognizable feature on a dow if you don't qualify the black and white spots. That's how a parent can tell if a child had drawn a cow. Horses are hard to draw. They are so unfun. Please excuse my French.

Box o' Jane Crap Contest!

Win a random box of crap from my room! I really need to tidy it. Why not give it away!

If you've ever participated in Woot's BOC giveaways, you know where I got the idea from. You don't have to pay shipping though!



RULES!

1. Each entry is $1 USD
2. Up to 10 entries per person, please. If you WANT to give $100, by all means, feel free! You will only be given 10 entries though...
3. To enter, email me at jane.ds.tv[at]gmail.com telling me your JTV screenname PayPal email address and how much you are entering.
4. PayPal payments only accepted.
5. Once payment has been received, you will be given the next numbers in sequence of entries received. (i.e. If you are the 1st person to enter and you paid $6, you will receive the numbers [1,2,3,4,5,6]. The next person of $2 will receive [7,8], and so on.)
6. Winner will be randomly selected live on JustinTV using Random.org, a trusted random integer generator.
7. Need not to be present to win. Just make sure I have your email address!
8. Would love if this could be world-wide but this contest is limited to the 48 continental states (so...that means no Alaska and Hawaii, and no countries other than the US. Sorry...)


Box is filled with tons of goodies, including a very patriotic lizard keychain made (years ago) by me!

Again, email me for entries, and if you have any questions!


EDIT: 11:41pm 7/13/2009 - Winner will also receive a FREE JaneTV mug. :)

Funny thing about Keyless-Entry

As you know, I won the Ford Fiesta for 6 months so I've been finding cool little knicks about it, like how the rear-view mirror dims so headlights behind you don't blind you.

The Fiesta also has this cool thing called Keyless-entry. Each of the agents were equipped with a Fiesta hub, thats pretty much just the car remote yet there is no actual KEY. Anyway, as long as this hub is with you, you can push a button on the door handle to unlock the car and the Fiesta also has Push-To-Start, allowing you to push the power button to start the car as long as you have the hub in the car.

The cool thing about the hub is that really you just need it on you to start the car. As long as you have it started, you can literally throw the hub out of the window and drive away.

But the bad part about throwing the hub away means once you stop the car, you can't start it again. Tough luck.

Well, I had a scare today. I was out about 30-45 miles away from my house when I couldn't find my keys/hub. I searched my purse, my car, everywhere and couldn't find it. If the key hub is in the car, you can't lock the car again by pushing the button on the door handle. It senses it, making it virtually impossible to lock your keys in your car.

I noticed when I grabbed my purse that the doors wouldn't lock. It HAD to be somewhere in the car.

The car also has a button on the console allowing you to lock your doors with the push of the button. I tried pushing this and the doors locked. All of them. Didn't unlock.

Me, freaking out, got outside of my car and went into the gas station I was stopped. When I came back out, the driver's side door was locked...and...as I forgot before, I didn't have the key. Yeah, I was freaking out.

You're kidding me! was all I could think to myself.

I ran around to the other side of the car and to my luck, it was unlocked. The key was somewhere in the car. I just had to find it.

To make a long story short, turns out since I was in a rush to get out of the house when I left, I threw my pillow, knapsack and laptop bag in my trunk, along with my keys. With me still able to start the car, I didn't realize it wasn't in my purse.

Okay. I can breathe now.


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