Saturday, March 28, 2009

Skillz Contest!

ATTN: All recipients
SUBJ: Skillz Contest

Hello! I'm just touching base with you for a contest! You better hurry because entries are due SOON!!

Instructions:
Create a fan sign to put up on my channel! It will look something, hopefully better, like this pic.









All signs need to be "hard copies". Basically something you create with either pen and paper, paint and canvas, needlework, whatever you think is most creative! No photoshopping! Just you and your work! All you have to do is take a picture, upload and email it!

The fan sign that is the most creative and most captures what I am will be featured on my banner and you'll be given a $15 Starbucks gift card! (I believe the new spring card was made to replicate the Twitter bird. I love it!)








There you go! Anyone can enter! One will win! Just email all your submissions to jane.ds.tv@gmail.com by March 31, 2009 11:59pm US CST! There's only a couple days so get them in!

Good luck!

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

From this Moment on (Barista Version) NOW WITH LYRICS!!



From this Moment On (Barista Version) Lyrics

Rottweiler Babay
Baybay
Baby

It's really hot in Texas
ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod

*Grunts*

[clothes change]

...See your sweet face
From this moment on

From this moment
I have been blessed
I live only
For your happiness
And to make espresso
When you want it
Mocha cappuccinos are my strength

I give you one espresso shot today
And I'll give you another one tomorrow if you pay for one
This green apron used to be real clean
Until I made
Mocha sauce
And got the mocha
All over the place

From this moment
I hope you come back
And buy another one
Within 3 to 5 hours
Cause you'll feel tired
Because you'll get a crash
From this moment on

Ahhh!

Have you tried our new chai infusions today?
Or maybe the new vanilla rooibos tea latte
that everybody is ravin' about?
(it doesnt have any caffeine)
Here's a hot chocolate for your child to carry
I steamed
It at 120
Because if your kid drinks anything at 180
Their stomach will explode!

From this moment
We'll be making frappuccinos until we close
Because about 10 thousand teenagers just walked in
With their boyfriends
Who like to act tough
And get 4 espresso shots
In their drinks
And then regret it when they get home
Because they cant sleep
And their girlfriend won't get off the phone

Ooohoohooohooohooooh

Come back again!

Okay,
I gotta go to work now.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Fiesta Movement

I created a video submission for Ford's Fiesta Movement. Check it out! Comment/Rate/Share it! I'd appreciate it!


Tuesday, March 10, 2009

NEW HACKER/SCAM ALERT!!

There's a hacker roaming around and I see there is a pattern. Please read for your own safety.

I was getting ready for work one morning last week. It was around 6am my time. I hear my Facebook IM pop up so I go to my computer, trying to see who was talking to me so early in the morning. It's an old coworker whom I haven't spoken to in about a year.

Molly: Hey you there?
Jane: Hey girl!
Molly: I need help. It's urgent.
Jane: Whats up?
Molly: I'm stuck in England. I got mugged last night. I need money.
Jane: Wow.
Molly: Can you send anything?
Jane: Molly, I don't have a lot of money, and really I have no way of sending it to England...
Molly: So you wouldn't help me out in this situation. Wow.
[Jane signs out]

This shocked me. I knew the situation wasn't true, but I figured either she was testing out her friends (a STUPID thing to do to anyone that early in the morning) or someone had hacked into her account. Later throughout the day, I contacted some old coworkers, John and Ruben, who still work with her just to find out she was sitting at her work desk that day. I just didn't know what to think so I just went ahead and deleted her off my friends list and tried to forget about it.

Just when I thought I'd forget the IM's, I get a text message from one of the coworkers I contacted, Ruben. He tells me this.

Ruben: "so yea my mom just told me that the dentist that she works for was hacked. someone hacked into her email and sent out all these emails. guess what the emails were saying"
Jane: "What?"
Ruben: "I'm in London, England...I need money.." !!!!
Jane: "No freaking way."
Ruben: "this hacker is everywhere apparently!!!!!!"
Jane: "Wow."
Ruben: "my mom says that the dentist believes it's cuz she gave her password out to who she thought was microsoft, so yea be careful who u give ur password to."
He then called me saying that the one of the patients or email contacts emailed whoever the person was back saying "I'm concerned" and whoever had access to the account replied back saying "Thank you for your concern" and gave information to where the money could be wired to.

I'm not sure who all has been affected, or how the hacker gets access to the Facebook accounts or email addresses but I know its happening to others as well. I'm guessing some phishing webpage.

So, please spread the word. This hacker hits you with the worst things to scam someone with in it's conversational-type scam: worry and guilt. Don't fall into the trap. Keep on the lookout and try and keep track of the email or IM conversation sent to you if you ever receive anything like this.

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